The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies

A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance-until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily-meet Stitchy." A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner-until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.

Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections-In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies-he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories…if you dare!