
Uncle Janice
By
Matt Burgess
Read by
Rachel Fulginiti
Release:
01/06/2015
Release:
01/06/2015
Release:
01/06/2015
Release:
01/06/2015
Runtime:
10h 14m
Runtime:
10h 14m
Runtime:
10h 14m
Unabridged
Quantity:
“Smart, funny, big-hearted, and utterly entertaining—this is an apt description of both Uncle Janice the novel and Janice Itwaru the character. Matt Burgess is a gifted and generous storyteller; Uncle Janice is a triumph.”
Scott Smith, New York Times bestselling author of The Ruins
24 year-old Janice Itwaru is an "Uncle"-NYPD lingo for an undercover narcotics officer-and the heroine of the most exuberant and original cop novel in years.
On any given day, Janice Itwaru might be found trolling the streets of Queens for drugs. Janice is an "uncle"-an undercover narcotics officer-trying to meet the impossibly high quota of drug busts needed to make detective, or be sent back down to uniformed patrol. So Janice is out there in her secondhand hoochie skirt, trying to get potential drug dealers-criminals, addicts, and dumb kids, whomever-to commit a felony on her behalf. Other days are spent in the "Rumpus Room" at the precinct, trying to keep up with the bantering lies and inventively cruel pranks of her fellow uncles while coping with the insane demands of the big bosses. With an ailing mother at home, her cover nearly blown, four more buys to get her gold sheild and rumors circulating that Internal Affairs has her unit under surveillance, Janice is running very short on luck as her quota deadline approaches. Now she has to decide which evil to confront: the faceless bureaucrats at One Police Plaza, or the violent drug dealers who may already be onto her identity. Bursting with the glorious chaos of the streets of New York, Uncle Janice is an uproariously funny portrait of how undercover cops really talk and act, and a compelling story of their crazy, dangerous and often nonsensical lives.
On any given day, Janice Itwaru might be found trolling the streets of Queens for drugs. Janice is an "uncle"-an undercover narcotics officer-trying to meet the impossibly high quota of drug busts needed to make detective, or be sent back down to uniformed patrol. So Janice is out there in her secondhand hoochie skirt, trying to get potential drug dealers-criminals, addicts, and dumb kids, whomever-to commit a felony on her behalf. Other days are spent in the "Rumpus Room" at the precinct, trying to keep up with the bantering lies and inventively cruel pranks of her fellow uncles while coping with the insane demands of the big bosses. With an ailing mother at home, her cover nearly blown, four more buys to get her gold sheild and rumors circulating that Internal Affairs has her unit under surveillance, Janice is running very short on luck as her quota deadline approaches. Now she has to decide which evil to confront: the faceless bureaucrats at One Police Plaza, or the violent drug dealers who may already be onto her identity. Bursting with the glorious chaos of the streets of New York, Uncle Janice is an uproariously funny portrait of how undercover cops really talk and act, and a compelling story of their crazy, dangerous and often nonsensical lives.
Release:
2015-01-06
2015-01-06
2015-01-06
2015-01-06
Runtime:
Runtime:
Runtime:
Runtime:
10h 14m
10h 14m
10h 14m
10h 14m
Format:
audio
audio
audio
audio
Weight:
0.0 lb
0.7 lb
0.5 lb
0.7 lb
Language:
English
ISBN:
9781622316090
9781665155830
9781665155823
9781622316083
Publisher:
Highbridge Audio
Highbridge Audio
Highbridge Audio
Highbridge Audio
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