Crap-tivated
Anyone out there that doesn’t think their soul can get herpes should listen to Captivated. Nicole Edwards’ disease-ridden perversion of humanity will make it itch like no one’s business. You've been warned. Everything filty is licked by everybody scummy all the time! How thoughtful. And BTW, somehow worse than all that jazz, the lead female character sounds like that weirdo redrum kid from The Shining. Lik ‘em/me kil…coincidence? (Of course, you sick weirdo.) I gave the sad reader two stars instead of one (out of 5) because I felt terrible for them, their unfortunate career nose-diving into this hot dumpster fire disguised as an audiobook. I tried to give the story a negative four million, then a zero, but the software used for this sight wouldn't let me. Excuse me while I go shower now.

