Paddle Your Own Canoe

Paddle Your Own Canoe


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“It is thought-provoking, profane, and frequently hilarious.”

Publishers Weekly


Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.

Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.

A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

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  1. Trevor
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    Fans of NBCs Parks and Recs Ron Swanson are sure to be entertained by Offermans yarns

    With stories ranging from farm life and respect for tools and machinery to teenage rebellion, drug use, favorite whiskeys, first times and more this audiobook opens your eyes not only to Ron Swanson, but the man behind the manly man. He is extremely well spoken. I am often pausing to look up the definition of words as he elegantly spins his yarns of running from the po-po, his first theatrical experiences and many many more. If you are a fan of Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman's personal life story will not disappoint.