Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

By Kelly Oxford
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“Kelly Oxford is like your cool babysitter who teaches you about sex and sarcasm in an un-creepy way. Hanging out with her book makes you wish your parents were always out to dinner.”

Lena Dunham

Kelly Oxford is …

A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

Not the queen of the world

An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

A born salesman

Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

Totally an expert on strep throat

Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

A writer

A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

A terrible liar

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  1. Lauren M
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    WItty Lady

    At first I expected a memoir or life lessons like the books of other funny ladies, Tina Fey and Ellen, but this was definitley something different. More like a collection of short stories going chronologically through Kelly's life, all the anecdotes feature her alternately as a self deprecating goofball and innapropriate bad-girl. Her hilarious similes and witty writing style make for a very entertaining read and her narration is perfectly sarcastic to fit her stories. Light, amusing, and full of delightfully bad behavior, the only thing I wished she'd included were behind the scenes stories of her screenwriting experiences...maybe in her next book!

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