All I Want for Christmas is a Fake British Boyfriend

Narrated by Robert Hatchet, Lili Valente

I came to London to plan a Christmas gala—not to end up half-naked under a streetlamp with a gorgeous stranger. And definitely not to find out, once the photos go viral, that he's a member of the royal family.

Now I'm a tabloid punchline, my client's panicking, and my perfectly planned holiday has gone straight to scandal.

The solution? Pretend we're dating until the cameras lose interest.

Simple. And nothing Emily Darling, social-media whizz, can't handle.

Except Oliver isn't the snotty aristocrat I expected. He's funny, kind, unfairly sexy—and a Christmas nerd just like me.

We're supposed to be faking it, but somewhere between the cocoa and the carols, London starts to feel like magic…and Oliver starts to feel like home.

But when a new viral headline makes me question everything, I find myself at Heathrow with a boarding pass, a broken heart, and a question only the man shouting my name across the terminal can answer—Is love really all around?

All I Want for Christmas Is a Fake British Boyfriend is a sparkling, laugh-out-loud, deep-feeling holiday rom-com full of fake dating, royal mayhem, cheeky kids, cheekier grandmothers, puppies in need of adopting, and the kind of love story that makes even a Grinch believe in miracles.