The FBG

The FBG

By Ian Billings
Unabridged
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"It's supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!"

You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin' Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin' Big!

And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little girgle called Stephanie and we goes on advenchures with emus, gnomes and the King of Ingerlund.

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