{"product_id":"book-yain","title":"No Old Ladies in Jannah","description":"\u003cp\u003eA lottery winner accepts Islam the next day-only to realize he probably should've kept the lottery news to himself. A barista who can read Quran gets away with listing \"Arabic speaker\" on his resume-until the day a man comes in to test him. A talk show host unwittingly asks, \"what happens after you die?\" to a Muslim audience member who's got a surprise for him. A man intent on memorizing the Quran starts by naming his first daughter Fatihah, his wife unaware of what he plans to name their next daughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe meet a fella who's jealous of the other kids' favorite \"djinn story\" teller; a Hollywood hopeful pitching a Quranic Cinematic Universe; and a Muslim man reliving the same day over and over à la Groundhog Day. Along the way, we meet a kid named Simon who doesn't appreciate the \"Bismillah game,\" a variation on Simon Says, a couple who has some amendments to make to their nikah contract, and we learn why you should leave all business behind on Jummah day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinding inspiration from the marital journeys of Batman and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde to the tweaked supplications of an Artificial Intelligence bot, \u003cem\u003eNo Old Ladies in Jannah\u003c\/em\u003e sources comedy from the connecting dots of a Muslim mind in a mainstream world. Exhibiting playfulness with heart, humanity with humor, and traditions with a twist, this debut collection from Jawaad Khan is sure to entertain readers with a variety of themes, subjects, tones, and narrative voices. The many pieces here will take you in all directions, but are ultimately centered by the deft hand of a writer who takes both the silly and the serious quite seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50388611694896,"sku":"BDyain","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/yain-cover.jpg?v=1765531612","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-yain","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}