{"product_id":"book-vzlj","title":"Semi-Charmed Midlife","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to my midlife. It's a hot mess. It's complicated. It's hilarious. And, if I'm not careful, it's going to kill me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eThe entity in charge of everything-and I mean everything-has lost Its ever-loving mind, and it's up to me and my nearest and dearest to fix it. This deity is dangerous and out for blood-my daughter's included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eSo, we're going after it before it comes after us. I've called in the troops, and we're ready to rumble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eMy ride-or-die?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eHotter-than-Hades Grim Reaper. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eThe three people who can potentially defeat the Higher Power?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eDaughter who's six months old but looks twenty. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eA human-ish best friend with too much Botox. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eEight-inch magical cannibal. Unfortunately, check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eWhat could go wrong? I refuse to answer that question. So far, I've had a chaotic yet wonderful midlife, thanks to a fair amount of luck. But with end of existence is at stake, it's going to take more than a semi-charmed kind of life to win.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eI'd really like to live the rest of my midlife in peace… not pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50335006261552,"sku":"BDvzlj","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":50335006294320,"sku":"ZEvzlj","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":50335006327088,"sku":"ZMvzlj","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/vzlj-Square-cover.jpg?v=1776038270","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-vzlj","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}