{"product_id":"book-u4gu","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)","description":"\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don’t hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did \u003cu\u003eNOT\u003c\/u\u003e include:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":66774723363120,"sku":"BDu4gu","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/u4gu-Square-cover.jpg?v=1779323397","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-u4gu","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}