{"product_id":"book-tikf","title":"Funny Business","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA single dad, a model, and a comedian walk into a bar… They’re all Owen Brodie. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt’s only funny if you aren’t the hilarious struggling comedian who has been hired to be his son’s nanny for the stand-up tour.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Ms. Hogan,\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’m emailing to offer you the job as my son’s nanny because Sam had a temper tantrum when I told him I can’t hire you to come on my stand-up tour with us. “She heckled me at a club a few years ago,” I wanted to say. “She is the sassy little turd who trolls me on Twitter,” I could have told him. “She’s an even bigger pain in the butt when we’re face-to-face,” I thought to myself. What I would never tell him is—\u003ci\u003ethings could get complicated. For reasons\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet me know if you want the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith great reluctance,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#AdorableHowObsessedYouAreWithMe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Mr. Brodie,\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThank you for your email. Please inform Sam that I like him very much and would love to be his nanny and accompany him on your terrible joke of a stand-up tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can assure you—things will not get complicated. For many, many reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrimarily because Owen Brodie isn’t funny, and he can suck it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOut of financial desperation and a fondness for your son,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrankie\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e#GetOverYourselfPrettyBoy\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dreamscape","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50139129708848,"sku":"BDtikf","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/tikf-cover.jpg?v=1760065786","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-tikf","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}