{"product_id":"book-tikd","title":"A Very Bossy Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat’s the actual last thing you’d ever want your executive assistant to see you doing the morning after you had hot, drunk, angry sex with her in a terrible hotel room? Dancing around your terrible hotel room to “Come and Get Your Love” like Star-Lord in \u003ci\u003eGuardians of the Galaxy\u003c\/i\u003e—naked? Yeah. Me too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd yet, here we are. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t even the most unprofessional thing that’s happened between us in the past couple of weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first was when I agreed to let her have Christmas Day off, but only if she goes with me to three family gatherings as my fake girlfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe second was when she caught me belting out a Christmas song on stage in the awful hotel bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe third was the hot, drunk, angry sex that followed, but I do not regret it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd she hasn’t even found out the real reason I need her by my side this holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI need to pull it together before I do the dumbest, most unprofessional thing of all—fall head over heels in love with the only assistant who’s lasted more than a month at the job and claims to hate me and my moods more than she hates eggnog. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd I’ve seen how much she hates eggnog.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dreamscape","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50152779153712,"sku":"BDtikd","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/tikd-cover.jpg?v=1760065736","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-tikd","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}