{"product_id":"book-t167","title":"Namaste, Bitch - Welcome to the Matrix Movie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Welcome to the Matrix movie. 🎬 Not Netflix, not Hollywood - this one runs inside your mind, on repeat. Addictions, twin flame drama, family chaos, money chasing - all scripted by the ghost bitch herself. 👻\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this audiobook, Solar Bruntha exposes the Matrix in full baby-style roast:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍬 Candy - the fake highs that keep you hooked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📜 Contracts - the invisible deals you never signed, but always paid for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✨ Cosmic Porn - the fantasies that promise completion, but keep you enslaved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't love \u0026amp; light. It's roast \u0026amp; fire. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLayer by layer, every illusion gets stripped, mocked, and burned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, raw, and brutally liberating - \u003cem\u003eNamaste, Bitch - Welcome to the Matrix Movie\u003c\/em\u003e is Source calling out the scam, so you can walk out of the theater for good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten and narrated by Solar Bruntha MD( Medical Doctor and Matrix Destroyer)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50139098415408,"sku":"BDt167","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/t167-Square-cover.jpg?v=1779340042","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-t167","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}