{"product_id":"book-s9yv","title":"A Masterful Revenge","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Poet. Eighty Thousand Corpses. Infinite Regret.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe villain’s a poet, the weapon is verse, and the whole world’s a stage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Ar’dath-Irr’s final act is nearly complete — and the applause will be apocalyptic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith his reputation in ruins and a war effort rising, Oscar and a huge cast must navigate a broken world filled with inverted corpses, bureaucratic pani, and a vengeful poet-dog whose power defies life itself. Revenge seems like the only reasonable response — but in a world where hugs are abolished and poetry causes mass casualties, reason is a dangerous thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoined by armies and navies orchestrated under Operation Fluffy Cloud, Oscar must confront his greatest fear: that this entire war might just be about him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the climax of the Morigan Tetralogy: where poetry bends worlds, villains wear metaphors, and the end of everything smells faintly of cinnamon and petrol.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is it. No rewrites. No edits. Just the end of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Highly likely they take longer to read than they do to write.” - Gary, Freelance Impregnator.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e “While reading this I was transported elsewhere, although I was on a bus at the time.” - Karen Dubonis, Breeder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e “I am literally lost for words. But not nearly as lost as the author.” - Stamford Black, Designer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50139081310512,"sku":"BDs9yv","price":13.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/s9yv-cover.jpg?v=1758157101","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-s9yv","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}