{"product_id":"book-rtsk","title":"Midlife Christmas Vigilante","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou can call me the spirit of hot flashes, fangs, and vengeance.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust before Christmas my life underwent a major change. And I’m not talking about the fact I hit menopause hard—I mean, we're talking night sweats and hormones gone wild. Nope, it was worse than that. I almost died, and would have actually been six feet under if I'd not been transformed into a vampire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou heard me right. At the ripe age of forty-seven, I became a blood-guzzling, sunlight-hating, fanged menace with an insatiable appetite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThankfully, criminals taste delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the wicked aren't the only people I'm nibbling on this holiday season. When I'm not taking a literal bite out of crime, you will find me unwrapping the handsome vampire who gave me the best present of all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50172235579696,"sku":"BDrtsk","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":50235143323952,"sku":"ZErtsk","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":50235143356720,"sku":"ZMrtsk","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/rtsk-cover.jpg?v=1765903237","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-rtsk","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}