{"product_id":"book-pi2g","title":"Not Today, Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI'm destined to rule the damned . . . not fall for one.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThink your life is hell?\u003c\/i\u003e Try being the Prince of Darkness's only daughter―a seventeen-year-old born and raised in Hell, destined to inherit the throne, and constantly enduring the (literal) eternal moans and screams of souls who had it coming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe only thing worse than ruling the Underworld is working here. Day after day, it's me, a bunch of demons who are too intimidated by my dad to befriend me, and an endless lineup of sinners. Until Nathan Reynolds shows up, with a smile that could turn brimstone to butterflies, claiming he's innocent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI don't question the system; it's never wrong. But Nate's pleading eyes have me doubting everything I've ever known.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, I'm going to do the one thing I'm not supposed to do: I'm going to help him break out. Even if it means showing Nate \u003ci\u003eexactly \u003c\/i\u003ewho I am. Metaphorical horns and all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause if we don't make it out of here?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe're not just damned. We're \u003ci\u003edoomed\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50223240905008,"sku":"BDpi2g","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":50223240937776,"sku":"ZEpi2g","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":50223240970544,"sku":"ZMpi2g","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/pi2g-cover.jpg?v=1761214301","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-pi2g","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}