{"product_id":"book-oet8","title":"The Foot Doctor and My Bottom: A Sweet, Modest Sophomore’s Unexpected Medical Humiliation","description":"Here's a well-rounded new series from the naughty pen of Cummings! Sleazy Men…and My Bottom!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Disclaimer: It’s not just sleazy men who have a preference or even an obsession with women’s behinds. Refer to nearly any poll out there, and you’ll see that most men (and even a fair amount of women) are pretty darned obsessed with a lovely lady’s soft, warm, and deliciously round mounds filling out the back of her jeans—along with all the nifty cracks, creases, and crinkles that go along with those mouthwatering protrusions.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Well, who can blame them? Bottoms, behinds, butts, buns, bums, booties—whatever you choose to call ‘em, they sure are a lot of fun to hold and behold. Firm or soft. Big or small. Young or old. Pink or bronzed. In the end, there’s something for everyone!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e But whereas most butt aficionados are content to simply ogle the swaying, canting cheeks of a woman on the street, goose a bit of curviness in an elevator, and perhaps play with the tushy of a wife or girlfriend, some of the more shall we say, ambitious individuals out there really succumb to their obsession and, through trickery and cunning, wind up with handfuls of softness that, technically, they’re not really “authorized” to enjoy!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Oh, well, the bottom line is that female rear ends are brimming with yumminess, and whether their owners realize it or not, those southern attractions just might enjoy a bit of extra, albeit dirty-minded, attention if only these owners could “see the light” and allow their sexy bums to see the light, too. The light of day!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e ***\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Goody-goody college sophomore Kathy Phillips sure is grateful that her classmate Jared Wilbur was willing to drive her to her appointment with a dermatologist after her brother got held up at work and couldn’t take her. The bottom of her foot has been hurting so bad that she can barely walk on it, so she can’t thank her school’s handsome star football player enough for his generosity.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In fact, his willingness is more than generous because taking her will leave him with barely enough time afterward for him and some friends to make it to a nearby NFL playoff game he’s been dying to see.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Kathy prays that her appointment won't run too long and cause him to be late.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e But as soon as they go inside the clinic, one unfortunate incident after another begins heading her way.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e For starters, as there are no seats left in the waiting room, Jared decides to go into the exam room with her. That's awkward in itself.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e But then, things go way beyond awkward when the podiatrist, Gordon Trainor, discovers faint lines running up the back of her leg from her heel to…who knows where?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Oh, dear, that means Kathy is going to have to undress completely so Gordon can determine if those worrisome lines have reached her nether regions!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Oh, but Kathy is so modest and innocent!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And Gordon needs Jared to stay in the room to act as a chaperone!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And podiatrists never need exam gowns, so all Kathy gets is a two-foot paper drape that covers practically nothing!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And Gordon is very thorough!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And then, oh dear, Jared realizes that the exam is taking so long that his friends are leaving for the playoff game without him!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And that leaves Kathy so distraught that she'd do anything to make it up to Jared—even if it went against everything her God-fearing Christian upbringing taught her!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Wow, if one didn’t know better, one might be inclined to suspect that this whole “intimate exam” was nothing but a hoax right from the start!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Nah, no one would be that sleazy…would they?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e If cute women, beautiful bottoms, unscrupulous men, and massive amounts of humiliation are your cup of tea, this story is for you! Get your copy today and discover just how much fun a lovely rear end can be when it’s shaking a mile a minute!","brand":"Listen \u0026 Live Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50025059909936,"sku":"BDoet8","price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/747001-oet8-Square.jpg?v=1754273341","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-oet8","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}