{"product_id":"book-obwu","title":"The Asylum Confessions: Merry with all that Murder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey arrive alive. They always leave dead.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut first, they give me their confessions\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know by now my name is Jack Steen, and for those who arrive on my 'death' ward at the Asylum, I'm the last face many will see before they die. I am the night nurse at an Asylum for the Criminally Insane, and most of my patients know me as their Angel of Death. I know them as mass murderers, rapists, and serial killers - among other things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's what happens\u003c\/strong\u003e: they come on my floor, they give me their deathbed confession, and I help to make their death less painful. There's a catch, though: I want the real story, the one they haven't told anyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese killers are expert manipulators. I realize they could be playing with me and messing with my head. It's a chance I'm willing to take.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside this book are 4 Deathbed Confessions you don't want to miss:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatient Clyde\u003c\/strong\u003e – likes to nibble on sugar cookies while watching his victim die\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatient Penny\u003c\/strong\u003e – likes to replace the jam in the thumbprint cookies with blood\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatient Andrea\u003c\/strong\u003e – she's got a thing about gingerbread cookies and revenge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatient Becca\u003c\/strong\u003e – she gets no cookies and to be honest, she almost didn't make it into this book\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING\u003c\/strong\u003e: There is swearing in this book. And some stories might be a trigger for something you have a hard time handling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut, these \u003cstrong\u003eARE\u003c\/strong\u003e the confessions of serial killers, mass murderers and such, so what do you expect?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50024809627952,"sku":"BDobwu","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/745388-obwu-Square.jpg?v=1754266215","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-obwu","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}