{"product_id":"book-o6mm","title":"Someone Save My Midlife Tonight","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI've said it once, and I'll say it again… \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree funerals without the deceased present? Crisis. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne wedding run by drag queens with questionable taste in music? Semi-crisis, but doable.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDead showing up on my porch who have already crossed over? Colossal sh*tshow. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is what forty looks like for me. But now I have an even bigger problem. The Higher Power wants my daughter. It's not happening. Period. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the love of my Immortal life by my side, along with the profane Keeper of Fate, a gaggle of mostly-intact ghosts, and a few former enemies I'm going to end the madness once and for all. Hopefully, I don't die trying. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMidlife's a journey. Enjoy the ride. The crisis is definitely included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHowever, anything, and I mean, \u003cem\u003eanything\u003c\/em\u003e, is possible as long as I believe. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and wine helps too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49877953904944,"sku":"BDo6mm","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49877953937712,"sku":"ZEo6mm","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49877954003248,"sku":"ZMo6mm","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/o6mm-Square-cover.jpg?v=1776029871","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-o6mm","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}