{"product_id":"book-ni19","title":"Training My Human","description":"\u003cb\u003eSo it turns out dragons are real.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI never suspected the lava rock I threw into the firepit was actually an egg. I'm blown away when it hatches to reveal a reptile with a voracious appetite. Cute little bugger, until it learns to talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe bossy critter thinks he can order me around. Claims he's a dragon. Says when he grows strong enough, he wants to rule the world. I say go ahead. He can't do any worse than our current politicians.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHowever, his plans for planetary domination have hit a slight snag. Seems my little fella—who grumbles that I'm not honoring him properly—is wanted by the government. Or so the goons that show up on my property claim. I have my doubts as to their identities. Even if they're telling the truth, I'm not about to hand over my new pet, but how's a woman who inks tattoos for a living supposed to keep a dragon safe? The local pet shop owner—hunky, plaid-wearing Maddox—has a few ideas, but my little dragon isn't keen on running.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan I keep my dragon out of the clutches of those who'd steal him for personal gain? And if we do have to flee, will Maddox come too? I need all the help I can get with figuring out life with the lizard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49846482764080,"sku":"BDni19","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49863036502320,"sku":"ZEni19","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49863036535088,"sku":"ZMni19","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/ni19-cover.jpg?v=1763052555","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ni19","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}