{"product_id":"book-nhxj","title":"If Wishes Were Retail","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Irresistibly fun and funny, with a ton of heart and depth! This is the kind of book that sneaks up on you and sticks with you!\" ―Sarah Beth Durst, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Spellshop\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eIn this hilarious debut fantasy cozy, a rebellious—but enterprising—young woman and an ancient—but clueless—genie set up shop at the local mall.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Alex Delmore needs a miracle. She wants out of her dead-end suburban town, but her parents are broke and NYU seems like a distant dream.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Good thing there's a genie in town—and he's hiring at the Wellspring Mall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e It'd help if the Jinn-formerly-of-the-Ring-of-Khorad knew even one thing about twenty-first century America. It'd help if he weren't at least as stubborn as Alex. It'd really help if her brother didn't sell her out to her conspiracy theory-loving, gnome-hating dad.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e When Alex and the genie set up their wishing kiosk, they face seemingly-endless setbacks. The mall is failing and management will not stop interfering on behalf of their big-box tenants.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e But when the wishing biz might start working, the biggest problem of all remains: People are really terrible at wishing.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49863003111728,"sku":"BDnhxj","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49863003144496,"sku":"ZEnhxj","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49863003177264,"sku":"ZMnhxj","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/nhxj-cover.jpg?v=1758857356","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-nhxj","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}