{"product_id":"book-mt7b","title":"God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGod Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas): How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be Canonized\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver wanted to read 3,000 pages of systematic theology written by a man who thought angel transportation was a valid academic subject? No? Great—this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a polite introduction to Thomas Aquinas. This is a fully sarcastic, gloriously disrespectful roast of the chubbiest, holiest overachiever in Catholic history—a Dominican friar who took Aristotle’s metaphysics, added Latin, guilt, and divine purpose, and built the intellectual operating system of the Catholic Church.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you’ll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA breakdown of Aquinas’ Five Ways to Prove God Exists (spoiler: it's always God)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn introduction to natural law, also known as “why everything you enjoy is probably a sin”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis obsession with angel hierarchies, because theology needed a Pokémon-style ranking system\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Summa Theologica, or what happens when you try to explain God using spreadsheet logic and footnote warfare\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy Aquinas is still being cited in modern debates about abortion, bioethics, transubstantiation, and leggings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom his flaming-stick celibacy defense to the fact that he nearly out-argued Augustine with a smile, Aquinas is the blueprint for theological overachievement—and this book is the spiritual field guide you didn’t know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecovering theology majors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCatholic guilt survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhilosophy nerds who love a good roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone trying to understand how Aquinas still dominates moral debates despite being very, very dead\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCome for the metaphysics, stay for the footnote-based moral mic drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThomas Aquinas: he came, he theologized, he canonized himself through sheer force of logic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49793583874352,"sku":"BDmt7b","price":6.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/726053-mt7b-Square.jpg?v=1746847364","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-mt7b","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}