{"product_id":"book-mk4a","title":"Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDid I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCongratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours), we’ll explore:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 The existential nightmare of casual goodbyes (“See you later”... but WILL you?).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 How to pretend you’re normal in a conversation (spoiler: you’re failing).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 The traumatic experience of picking up the phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 Why texting is just anxiety in digital form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 The social death that comes when your joke lands flat in a group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📌 How to leave a party without having to say goodbye 47 times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a self-help book. This is a documentation of your suffering, written by someone who also lies awake at night thinking about that one awkward thing they did in 2013.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou don’t need therapy. You need to read this book and laugh at how dysfunctional we all are.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49724661203248,"sku":"BDmk4a","price":6.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/721805-mk4a-Square.jpg?v=1744638374","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-mk4a","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}