{"product_id":"book-libd","title":"You're So Vain","description":"\u003cb\u003eShane\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e When I quit my job, my boss threatened that I'd never work as a lawyer again … I figured he was a fossil with an elevated sense of self-importance, but two months later, I have to admit he has reach. Only one firm is interested in giving me a job, and there's been a slight misunderstanding. One of the partners saw me with my best friend's sister, Ruthie, and her daughter, and now they think I'm a family man.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e To my mind, wedding bells only lead to misery, but it seems to be the only reason they want to hire me. So I play along. Of course, they want to meet my family, so I have to ask Ruthie, who's hated me for years, if she'd like a part-time job as my wife.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eRuthie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e My brother's best friend is a vain, stuffed suit of a man, and one of my favorite pastimes is teasing him. So I'm stunned when he asks me to pose as his wife.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Still … I can't deny it's a compelling offer. I'm trying to get my small business off the ground, but it's proven near impossible with my full-time waitressing job, lack of childcare, and terrible health insurance. Shane is offering me a chance to turn my life around. All I have to do is pretend to like him …\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Contains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50136466456880,"sku":"BDlibd","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":50136466489648,"sku":"ZElibd","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":50136466522416,"sku":"ZMlibd","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/libd-Square-cover.jpg?v=1780604111","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-libd","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}