{"product_id":"book-kq76","title":"Don't Trust Fish","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn absurdly laugh-out-loud funny audiobook about the villainy of fish!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on.\" —\u003ci\u003eKirkus, \u003c\/i\u003estarred review\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy, dear listener, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.\u003cbr\u003e2) Some are as big as a bus—that is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e okay.\u003cbr\u003e3) We don't know what they're teaching in their \"schools.\"\u003cbr\u003e4) They are likely plotting our doom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49660192391472,"sku":"BDkq76","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/696440-kq76-Square.jpg?v=1742993467","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-kq76","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}