{"product_id":"book-kleh","title":"The Sinister Mixer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"The Sinister Mixer\" is a story of kitchen calamity that will leave readers questioning the safety of their home appliances. In this chronicle of culinary chaos, we follow the Park family as they grapple with a haunted food processor determined to puree more than just food. From battling sentient kimchi to facing increasingly bizarre culinary horrors, the Parks' journey is packed with paranormal peril.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis story of rebellious appliances will appeal to readers who prefer narratives served with dread and a dash of dark humor. Be warned, dear reader, for once you open \"The Sinister Mixer,\" you may find yourself eyeing your blender with suspicion. Should you continue, prepare for a story that will make you rethink modern convenience and wonder if simpler times—perhaps a mortar and pestle—might be safer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49498800881968,"sku":"BDkleh","price":3.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/686306-kleh-Square.jpg?v=1738391589","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-kleh","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}