{"product_id":"book-k6fk","title":"How To Burn This Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eStep one of burning a book is finding a disagreeable premise within. To simplify this process, each story is followed by a reason it should be immolated, opined by the author's critics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Lucky Girl Noir\" is about a cop solving the murder of a 'Lucky Girl,' a woman born with probability consistently in her favor. Burning this story would be a win against plagiarism.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Three Days West\" is an acid-Western about cowboys exploiting their otherworldly connection in frontier Colorado. This story deserves burning for ruining pulp heroes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Zantar\" is Tarzan with aliens and raccoons. Burning seems appropriate, as it continues the author's insatiable bloodlust.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Sea Creatures\" is a sapphic love story between a siren and a mermaid. The story deserves burning for suggesting bras are an art form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Lizard People Take Orlando\" tells the story of Zaffre Davis, a student running for mayor while keeping his life as a scalie secret. Burning should be considered due to its depictions of furries as Democrats.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Spirit Realm\" is about the survivor of a mass poisoning who wakes up to find he can talk to alcohol. No character represents absinthe, a crime best punished by burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Pimp That Slapped the Ripper\" is about the fall of Jack the Ripper at the hands of a procurer who will protect her property at any cost. The author's softness has robbed the story of graphic detail; their omission begets burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Washed\" is the story of a man who loses his memory when he showers. Burn this one to eliminate the author's ugly past.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"An American Weekend\" is about a boy visited by the human embodiments of Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, who guide him out of his funk. Turn it to ashes; this interpretation of the weekend reeks of privilege.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Roadwork\" is about a lemurtologist, an exorcist for the DMV who removes ghosts from road accidents. Tossing this story in the fire could wound a hateful author, smudging the name of the DMV.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49434094108976,"sku":"BDk6fk","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/k6fk-Square-cover.jpg?v=1781471636","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-k6fk","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}