{"product_id":"book-k5ze","title":"T.A.G. Family Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Holidays from everyone at T.A.G. Your one-stop shopping source for all your killing needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt isn't all stabbings, poisonings, and shootings here at The Assassins' Guild. We decided to pause that and take a little time to celebrate being alive, and for some, being in love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is your friendly communications agent, Mr. No, here to tell you about the holiday fun Mr. H and his boys got up to this one Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, there was a Bob. This Bob got tasked with three missions. Not just any old ordinary missions, but missions of love…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween guarding Connor, being stalked by Enrique, and being his usual sneaky self, Bob must put into motion three big surprises for his chosen family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it's not all snowman contests and catching Mr. Ti in potentially embarrassing situations while they vacation in a chateau outside of Paris. Oh no, something is afoot. Mr. H won't let the new problem code-named The Poacher interfere with family time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, take a little time out of your busy schedule and join us for a T.A.G. Family Christmas the likes of which you'll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAttention: This story contains adorableness taken to a whole new level. There are adult situations, language, kinky snowmen, and all the churros you can eat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49430525313328,"sku":"BDk5ze","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/k5ze-cover.jpg?v=1762457988","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-k5ze","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}