{"product_id":"book-k1uj","title":"The Holey Book of Ferret","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever had trouble deciphering the scriptures? Do you pine to understand the stories of Genesis, Exodus and Revelations? Are you a committed Christian who is constantly learning about your Lord and the mysterious ways in which she moves?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf so, you are gunna fucking hate this book 'Coz it takes the piss out of these 3 books of the Bible, it's rude, it's funny and it's from an Australian bogan's perspective. If you don't know what that is, look it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like being offended (and I know that many of you do) read this book and get really mad. If you don't like religion, think the Bible is a load of crap, read this book and have a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEither way, you will never forget The Holey Book of Ferret.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49398508421424,"sku":"BDk1uj","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/668537-k1uj-Square.jpg?v=1735510404","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-k1uj","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}