{"product_id":"book-k1jq","title":"All You Can Kill","description":" \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhite Lotus\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eShaun of the Dead\u003c\/i\u003e in this absurdist take on the wellness retreat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur narrator and his accidental companion, K. Sohail, find themselves on an island wellness retreat impersonating the Dhaliwals, who have probably been killed in a helicopter crash. After being welcomed by Jerome the robot, the intrepid imposters eagerly partake of the all-you-stomach buffet, the motivational speechifyings of self-help guru Brad Beard, and Professor Sayer's uncomfortably erotic couples counselling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut things quickly take an ominous turn when an excursion to a nearby deserted village reveals a guillotine and a haunted chapel. And then one of the retreaters is murdered and the real Dhaliwals show up. Accusations, counter-accusations, and counter-counter-accusations are made, until the whole retreat is caught up in a bizarre trial.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn All You Can Kill\u003c\/i\u003e, Pasha Malla, with his inimitable absurdist style, collides horror and humour into an utterly unforgettable satire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Smart, hilarious, original, All You Can Kill is a feverish, one-of-a-kind, unhinged journey into the absurd shams of modern life. No one writes satire, or anything else, like Pasha Malla.” \u003cb\u003e– Iain Reid, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Spread\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ECW Press Ltd.","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49397353644336,"sku":"BDk1jq","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/666448-k1jq-Square.jpg?v=1735465225","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-k1jq","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}