{"product_id":"book-jbii","title":"Motherducking Witches","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey, all you cool cats and vampires, I'm witch and bounty hunter Sylvie Orion. Or at least, I was. Who and what I am seems to be up for debate these days. I mean, other than the fact I'm now the world's most wanted witch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(The reward is buy-your-own-island money. I even want to turn myself in)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCurrently, I'm missing my soul and all the magic that comes with it. For extra athame-in-\u003cbr\u003e the-eye fun, I'm being held prisoner by Shifter Nation. Whoa Goddess, do they have plans for me. Plans no sane witch would ever agree to be a part of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI never wanted to start a war.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI just wanted to live a quiet, witchy life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut my soul has its own destiny, and if I don't get it back, I'll have no say in what happens next.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHold on to your wands, beyotches, because this witch never says die.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49402219200816,"sku":"BDjbii","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/616189-jbii-Square.jpg?v=1735606787","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-jbii","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}