{"product_id":"book-j2rw","title":"He's So Not My Valentine","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Day should be outlawed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere are a few fun facts about me:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. I do not love Valentine's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. I love coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. I've never left the state of North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not complaining. I grew up in the quaint town of Harvest Hollow, met my charming husband, and had our amazing son here … That was before my \"charming\" ex-husband decided he needed to expand his horizons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince that time, I've been raising Nate alone, with the support of my family, and running Cataloochee Coffee like it's my own business.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not looking for romance-especially not at this time of year when everyone couples up in the name of a dead saint who happens to be the patron of lovers, epileptics and beekeepers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Rene Dubois comes from France to visit my sister and her husband, I obviously keep my distance. I don't need his kisses to my cheeks, his flirty banter, or the way his bright green eyes make me feel flutters in my belly and tingles across my skin. I don't do flutters or tingles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy sister keeps assuring me Rene is amazing and harmless. But she's the dreamer in the family. Rene may be gorgeous, have a buttery French accent, and a charismatic personality. All I know is He's so not my Valentine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe's So Not My Valentine is the stand-alone sequel to A Not So Fictional Fall. This closed-door romcom is set in the fictional town of Harvest Hollow (made popular in the Sweater Weather series). Be warned: you will laugh, swoon, and probably fall for a Frenchman.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49401006850352,"sku":"BDj2rw","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/j2rw-Square-cover.jpg?v=1781315450","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-j2rw","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}