{"product_id":"book-j2o6","title":"My Guy Problem","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDear Lydia,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI need help with my neighbor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe doesn’t like me, but I can’t stop thinking about having sex with her. Half of me wants to fuck her, and the other half wants to choke her. Or choke her while I fuck her.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow do I put her out of my mind?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGuy Problems\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho’s Lydia? That’s me, an advice columnist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho’s Guy Problems? My sexy neighbor (hiding behind his computer screen).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat’s the problem? I need his help. Even though he’s the last person I want to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuy Problems is about to become \u003cem\u003emy \u003c\/em\u003eguy problem.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49400994300208,"sku":"BDj2o6","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/642466-j2o6-Square.jpg?v=1735572365","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-j2o6","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}