{"product_id":"book-izww","title":"Death Kills The Internet","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe king of death thinks he killed the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen he loses his temper with his internet-surfing assistant in the Morgue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe wanders around all day feeling guilty. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid he really kill it, or was it a case of really bad timing?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I can't hear myself thinking,\" complained the King frustrated \"Kill the music, or I will.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm on a break, Blake,\" protested Dante.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Go have a break somewhere else?\" Blake moaned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I can't, I'm on the computer surfing the net,\" said Dante.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlake walked into the office from the autopsy room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Turn it off,\" Blake screamed, and the computer blew up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Thanks, a lot Blake,\" Dante back Snapped at Blake very annoyed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlake felt guilty for killing the work computer. He looked at his phone nervously. Noting, he had no bars of internet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49400665047344,"sku":"BDizww","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/izww-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773656444","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-izww","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}