{"product_id":"book-ishy","title":"The Nine Muses","description":"Something strange is going on with the Muses.\u003cbr\u003eThey can't write. They can't sing. They can't dance.\u003cbr\u003eThey can't do anything right.\u003cbr\u003eThey say Muses inspire the greatest of artists, artisans, thinkers, and poets, but what will inspire them?\u003cbr\u003eZeus sees his nine daughters struggling with their talents, so he orders them to go to a mortal high school. Perhaps, he reasons, they will find inspiration there under the careful guidance and tutelage of Headmistress Ehtel.\u003cbr\u003eZeus hopes his idea works... that the visit sparks his daughters' interests again or this will be the end of creativity, as we know it.\u003cbr\u003eIn the mortal world, the humans meet the Muses for the first time but the nine sisters have biases against them. Calliope, the leader, vows to turn anyone who annoys her into a bird. Her sight is set on Henry, the insufferable human with the cute smile.\u003cbr\u003eCan the mortals survive the feisty nine daughters of Zeus, or fall victims to their immortal prejudices?\u003cbr\u003eDespite all their efforts, things go from bad to worse. Even with their lessons, the muses are forgetting their talents. But when they start disappearing, one by one, perhaps there is actually something or someone behind it all?\u003cbr\u003eIs there a dark and sinister nemesis they are unaware of?\u003cbr\u003eCan they find out who it is before they all disappear?","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49449189933360,"sku":"BDishy","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/550573-ishy-Square.jpg?v=1736780854","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ishy","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}