{"product_id":"book-hp8z","title":"Naughty Neil","description":"\u003ci\u003eI'm just an ordinary guy … who feeds on sexual energy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I never knew my dad. Mom said he was a nice enough guy, fun for a night, but she never did get his name. I didn't miss him, and my life is good.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Then a government agent shows up at my door and announces that I'm not really human. Dear old Dad was actually an incubus, a being that needs sexual energy to survive, and apparently that means I am too. Gotta be a scam, right?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Or so I think … until Agent Cutie changes into a canine (\u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e a werewolf) in my living room and then eats half a dozen Christmas cookies while making orgasm sounds. Turns out, other species \u003ci\u003edo\u003c\/i\u003e exist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e On the plus side, being a stripper means that all my incubus needs are being met without me even trying. And now that I know the situation in my pants is normal for an incubus, I don't feel self-conscious … so a fling with Agent Mark is \u003ci\u003edefinitely\u003c\/i\u003e on the table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Between being sexy Santa at work, supplying a team of hellhounds with Christmas cookies, and learning what stamina in the bedroom really is, I'm discovering that my old life was kind of empty. Maybe I'm not such an ordinary guy after all.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49352479801648,"sku":"BDhp8z","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49352479867184,"sku":"ZEhp8z","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49352479932720,"sku":"ZMhp8z","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hp8z-Square-cover.jpg?v=1780380367","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hp8z","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}