{"product_id":"book-hles","title":"All I Want for Christmas...Is My Sister's Boyfriend","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people want their two front teeth or a hippopotamus for Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot me. That would be too clichéd. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen again, I never thought I'd stoop to sitting on Santa's lap and asking him to bring me a boyfriend, either. In my defense, though, the man of my dreams had just knocked me into a store display 10 minutes prior, so I wasn't exactly thinking straight. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHah, but when did I ever. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI never thought I'd see Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome again, but it looked like fate - or Santa - had other plans when I ran into him the following night. Seemed like I might be getting my Christmas wish after all, right? Right. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo imagine my surprise when I showed up at my parents' house for the holidays, only to find out that my sister had asked Santa for the exact same thing I did - and he'd delivered early. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYep, my sister scored herself a handsome new boyfriend, and he's absolutely perfect. He's charming, my parents love him, and even Lucifer the demon cat tolerates him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, did I mention he also happens to be my dream guy? The one who's supposed to be under my tree? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah. Merry freakin' Christmas to me. Someone pass the hot buttered rum.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Audible","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":67916804391216,"sku":"ZEhles","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49352261959984,"sku":"10hles","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hles-Square-cover.webp?v=1790869349","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hles","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}