{"product_id":"book-hjpa","title":"DORF","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere never really was a Dorf. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOr was there?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat happens when a couple of dumb bikers buy an old bus, load it with every drug imaginable and head to South Dakota for the biker event known as Sturgis? The answer lies within.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is either a work of fiction or non-fiction. As this didn't actually happen, it didn't actually happen about mid-August, 1973. What I am trying to allude to is it never happened… and when it did, I wasn't there, because if it were labeled as non-fiction a whole lot of people could be highly embarrassed (or worse!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, not a lot, because most of them are dead by now, or in jail, but just in case, and to keep from having what little I have left in life taken away from me by lawyers and other blood-suckers I guess I will just label it as FICTION! There, now no one can sue me for anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut those of you who were there, you will know. You will also know when I stray from the facts. Ya gotta have a little poetic license, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI mean, hell, if Tom Clancy can use the Royal Family and sitting Presidents in his \"fiction\" I guess I can use a bunch of degenerate bikers in mine, right?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49408161972528,"sku":"BDhjpa","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hjpa-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773093918","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hjpa","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}