{"product_id":"book-hfpz","title":"The Wicked Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE MUST BECOME ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name’s Bill Ryder and I’m told I have an important destiny. I just didn’t expect it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, my old D\u0026amp;D group, and a pregnant witch. Whatever the case, it’s finally time for me to accept the prophecy hanging over my head – stupid as it might be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrdered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, I’ll need to confront an invincible undead warlord. He’s everything I’m not – strong, ruthless, and possessing six-pack abs. Worse, he’s about to unleash a godlike being of unimaginable power.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs enemies line up to kick my ass and the vicious beast inside me tries to claw its way out, I’ll need to stand tall and embrace my fate. If I succeed, I might just stop the coming apocalypse. But if not, then an unquenchable evil will arise to curb stomp me, my friends, and everything else I give a damn about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy can’t the end of the world ever be easy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Wicked Dead delivers a rollercoaster ride of bloody fight scenes, geeky in-jokes, and breakneck-paced action, offering the perfect vampire must-read for the 21st-century adult. For horror comedy fans who crave humor, suspense, and unforgettable characters, this installment of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e series will sink its teeth straight into your funny bone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenres\u003c\/strong\u003e: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy The Wicked Dead to see this nerdy vamp fight for his life today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49445264818480,"sku":"BDhfpz","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/728786-hfpz-Square.jpg?v=1746188864","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hfpz","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}