{"product_id":"book-hf8x","title":"Bill The Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name’s Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D\u0026amp;D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProblem is, I didn’t stay dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me – not to mention better looking. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might be because he can’t control me, or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Whatever the case, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings don’t look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBram Stoker meets \u003cem\u003eShaun of the Dead\u003c\/em\u003e in Bill The Vampire – book one of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of \u003cem\u003eChristopher Moore\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eJim Butcher\u003c\/em\u003e, or \u003cem\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows\u003c\/em\u003e, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of \u003cstrong\u003eBill The Vampire\u003c\/strong\u003e now and prepare to \u003cem\u003edie\u003c\/em\u003e laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49445807882544,"sku":"BDhf8x","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/609800-hf8x-Square.jpg?v=1736694998","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hf8x","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}