{"product_id":"book-hehq","title":"Alien Stripper Boned from Behind by the T-Rex","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2016 Hugo Award finalist!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA funny and sexy tale about an alien stripper and a dinosaur? Heat up your day with this incredibly entertaining panty melting romance!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALIEN STRIPPER BONED FROM BEHIND BY THE T-REX\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWritten by Stix Hiscock, Narrated by Tara Z\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI wonder sometimes just how I got to be where I am. Sliding my nearly naked body around a pole for the enjoyment of so many men, getting sweaty as they cheer for me, and occasionally earning a few extra bucks in tips by shooting lasers from my breasts. The answer, obviously, is that my spaceship crashed here, and that I need to earn money to get it fixed and find my way back home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOut of the blue though, I notice the beady eyes of a man in the back of the club, peering up at me intently. I'm instantly transfixed by his giant t-rex head and his hot, humanoid body, and I decide once I'm dressed again to go over and talk to him. It turns out, the two of us have a lot more in common than I would have thought, and a potential romantic connection is quickly overpowering me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm left with the tough choice of letting this prehistoric piece of reptilian arse bend me over and have his way with me, or remaining faithful to the tentacle monster I left behind far away on my home planet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49410149712176,"sku":"BDhehq","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hehq-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773536047","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hehq","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}