{"product_id":"book-hd8e","title":"To Have and to Hate","description":"\u003cp\u003eMarry a man I barely know to save my family from ruin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might've been simple, if my betrothed were anybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn our wedding day, my husband-to-be arrived at the courthouse like a black cloud rolling over Manhattan. Walt didn't crack smiles or pepper in pleasantries as we exchanged hollow vows in front of the judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis disdain for me was so palpable I assumed we'd walk out of that ceremony and resume our regularly scheduled programming. But then fate was like, \u003ci\u003eHold my beer. I got this.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn desperate need of help and with nowhere else to turn, I had no choice but to ignore a crucial rule in our contract: \u003ci\u003eI shall only contact Mr. Jennings II in case of emergency.\u003c\/i\u003e But hey, what's a little fine print between husband and wife?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, Walt's a stickler for legalese - I think it might be his love language. Oh, and his attitude at the courthouse wasn't a put-on. My so-called husband is a jerk. He takes what he wants without giving any consideration to other people - specifically ME, his blushing, contractually obligated bride!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI knew life with Walt would be no honeymoon, but a marriage of any sort should still come with a few standard guarantees:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo have and to hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor richer or poorer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn sickness and in health.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut after experiencing Walt's version of wedded bliss, I say let's forget about all that lovey-dovey crap and just take me straight to \u003ci\u003edeath do us part.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Audible","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":67914689970480,"sku":"ZEhd8e","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49354041229616,"sku":"10hd8e","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hd8e-Square-cover.webp?v=1790848006","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hd8e","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}