{"product_id":"book-hbma","title":"The Necromancer goes to Jail","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\"I hear you could break out of jail if you wanted to,\" said the guard.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\"Yes it's easy but where's the fun in that,\" said Lance smiling impishly.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\"What fun can you have in jail?\" asked the Kingpin.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\"Not been here long enough for it to be a bore yet,\" Lance said who was having fun messing with their minds.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I will not do it!\" Lance Alexander to his uncle Sergeant Simon Alexander-Drax.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It's alright! You won't be there long!\" said his uncle.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Then you go there!\" said Lance shortly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLance's dad the coroner walked into the room.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I can't!\" said Lance digging his boots into the floor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You can't what?\" asked Blake Alexander, Lance's dad.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I can't go to prison as the Necromancer,\" said Lance.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Why can't you,\" asked his uncle.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Do you think he's the Necromancer?\" asked Blake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Of course not we need a man we can trust on the inside who can pose as the Necromancer to entrap a prison kingpin,\" said Simon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You planning to come out as dead are you?\" asked Lance not threatening just stating a fact the father of the Necromancer was Mortimer the grim reaper, King.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I am not going to be around for that,\" said Blake planning a holiday in hell when Lance came out as the Necromancer a serial killer.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Where are you going?\" asked Blake's Uncle.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Never you mind,\" said Blake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"He's a coward,\" said Lance.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No would you be in my place I can't be deposed as emperor of the solar system if I'm not there,\" Blake said.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Didn't think of that,\" said Simon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I'll do it,\" said Lance defiantly thinking how much of a problem it would be to his father.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49415032897840,"sku":"BDhbma","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/hbma-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773531608","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-hbma","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}