{"product_id":"book-h8l2","title":"OlderMort","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was Blake's least favorite time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis son Lance passed him an envelope he took it with a great lack of enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Open it you'll love it,\" an enthused Lance said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlake opened it expecting an insult It was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oh thank you!\" said Blake putting on a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I knew you'd love it,\" said Lance smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Yeah,\" said Blake he hated it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt being a picture of Harry Potter's Lord Voldermort in a birthday hat,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eunder the picture, a legend in a black box reading OLDERMORT.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt hit Blake like a ton of brick it was his birthday again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Mortimer,\" said Blake's assistant with another pile of more files for Blake to sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What is it Dante,\" Blake said knowing his day would get worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDante saw the card and laughed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Mortimer's birthday is it?\" he said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Yes,\" said Lance. smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer also known as Blake grimaced.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49414852018480,"sku":"BDh8l2","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/h8l2-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773644899","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-h8l2","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}