{"product_id":"book-h2o7","title":"The Grinch Returns","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot a kids' story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlake \"The Grinch\" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eChristmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What do you want little boy,\" moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eNearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas,\" said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer,\" said Santa's son Lance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eLance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting \"Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What do you want, boy to kill Christmas too,\" Santa moaned at his serial killer son.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Grinch has to go feed the dead, come back later,\" said Lance glaring with eyes like fire at the nervous crying children who wanted to sit on Santa's lap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Congratulations you've killed Christmas,\" moaned Santa feeling pity for the scared children, \"Ignore the bad man he's getting coal for Christmas.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm not going there, dad,\" said his son knowing giving coal was unwoke and he could have said many things but didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oh come with me you brat!\" said Santa dragging his son away.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49414744113456,"sku":"BDh2o7","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/h2o7-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773525035","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-h2o7","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}