{"product_id":"book-guzo","title":"Tough Titties","description":"\u003cb\u003eDiscover a brutally honest, hilarious, and relatable account of being a late bloomer on the dating scene, trying to master adulthood, and embracing your inner dork: \"a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you\" (Marie Forleo, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn’t know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early ‘90s at New York’s coolest magazine (as the world’s worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying “tough titties” to the supposed-to’s in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal “self care” and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, \u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let’s face it: we’re all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we \u003ci\u003eknow\u003c\/i\u003e we’re not going to do any of it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say, “Lemme read you one more part!” Which is annoying, but tough titties.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She’s got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life’s most humiliating moments. \u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you.” — Marie Forleo, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eEverything is Figureoutable\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49348591812912,"sku":"BDguzo","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49348591845680,"sku":"ZEguzo","price":76.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/405190-guzo-Square.jpg?v=1734227485","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-guzo","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}