{"product_id":"book-goaf","title":"The Sandman Cometh","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Sandy, The Sandman article about how sleep better was really good it really helped me sleep last night,\" said Lance Alexander Kristine's Dad said to Zac's Dad at their work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Your Necromancer article was very good too\" said Sandy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Alexander, Sandman my office now!\" Shouted their boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"We better dash he has no patience,\" said Sandy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Yes,\" agreed Lance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e They virtually ran to the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"What took you, were you slacking off again,\" asked Orlando King their boss when they arrived not long later.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"No, sir,\" said Sandy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"What did you miss us Lando, I'm touched,\" said Lance sarcastically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"No I wanted to talk to you about your recent articles,\" said Lando.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"You read them my life is complete,\" Lance said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Lando was used Lance's sarcastic manner he would wonder if something was wrong if he wasn't as sharp as a barb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"I always read your articles I'm the editor,\" snapped back Lando.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Did you love them,\" asked Lance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"No, your interview with the victim was too short,\" said Lando.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I interviewed a ghost they aren't very talkative,\" Lance said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"They aren't,\" said Sandy standing up for his friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"You are a magician too,\" asked Lando.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Yes,\" said Sandy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Talking about you your Sandman article was so bad I could sleep at all last night,\" said Lando.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49415450919216,"sku":"BDgoaf","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/goaf-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773495993","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-goaf","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}