{"product_id":"book-gn00","title":"Lend Me Your Ears","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen Fate's assassin Lance, the Necromancer, quits job his job when a ghost follows him home leaving actor Fate to do his job and his friend the Reaper king Blake to cover for him on the stage.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Necromancer was spooked apparently a ghost of a victim followed him home and terrorized his family, so he went on strike,\" said Blake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Terrorized his family, that's enough to make anyone break,\" said the Fox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.\" said Argent Lumiere who was playing Marc Antony in a production of Julius Caesar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA man walked from the auditorium on stage dropping a pile of ears out of an old wooden bucket at Argent's feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Mind I'm only lending them,\" said the Necromancer obviously amused.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?\" said Juliet In a production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRomeo had just dematerialised she was sticking to the script.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Where did he go?\" asked audience member Angela Alexander.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"To do Lance's job I think,\" said her husband Blake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He complained he's being run off his feet doing the Necromancer's killing and paperwork. He has to run off at odd hours,\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlake materialised on the stage in the Romeo costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I am Blake Fire will be filling in for Argent as Romeo, He is on pressing business which he deserves\" Blake announced.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Hi all, I'm Marcus Brutus,\" said Blake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm Julius Caesar,\" an actor said, \"I'm on, bye, Brutus!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Kill you later,\" said Blake smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49418490904880,"sku":"BDgn00","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/gn00-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773493931","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-gn00","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}