{"product_id":"book-gmzp","title":"Crossdressing Stories","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy short stories by Hellen Heels xoxoxo\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I can count several traffic violations that you have committed already, James. And they are all very serious violations.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe stepped forward. \"I haven't committed any traffic violations, officer.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"That is not what I can see right here.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Have you not been listening to a word that I have been saying? It is all the fault of that stupid fire hydrant, not me.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe nodded as she brought out note pad. \"And I am guessing too that it is the fault of the fire hydrant that you are so drunk to realize that you are in serious trouble.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Me? In serious trouble? No, no, no, you are mixing things up here. If there is anyone that has got to answer for their problems it is that f*** fire hydrant over there.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49423596093744,"sku":"BDgmzp","price":2.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/gmzp-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773493890","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-gmzp","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}