{"product_id":"book-glvb","title":"Dear Death Fairy and other stories","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Dear Death Fairy,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hear you will come to take me when I leave to heaven, look after my cat Timmy when I'm gone, please.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efrom Zoe Michaels,\" read a reaper to another his father.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Aww! That sounds cute,\" said the king of the Reapers hearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"No one calls me a fairy! Even a misinformed child,\" said the son known as Lance or the Necromancer shortly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Do you prefer serial killer!\" asked his father.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLance scoffed. \"I prefer avenging angel,\" said Lance coldly he was fate's hitman he killed the worst of the worst for him and the police called him a serial killer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You would,\" said the reaper king, \"How was the child when you took her?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"She was a pain she insisted I was the Death Fairy because the tooth fairy took teeth so the reapers were death fairies because they took the dead. I keep telling her I wasn't the death fairy I was a grim reaper. she wouldn't listen. I told her she wasn't going to heaven. She cried. I told her she was going Elysian she cried more. I asked her why she cried.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe told me she was sad to hear queen Elsa was dead too. Kids!\" Lance said frustratedly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49418363109680,"sku":"BDglvb","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/glvb-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773491260","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-glvb","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}